First things first: Who has better hair?
Do you enjoy playing video games?
- Not really
- Yes, love them!
Pick an ’80s song.
- Journey – don’t stop believin’
- Michael Jackson – Beat It
- Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight
- The Clash – Should I Stay Or Should I Go
- Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams
- Survivor – Eye Of The Tiger
How would your friends describe you?
- Cute but psycho
- Totally tubular
Choose an ’80s leading lady.
- Winona Ryder
- Molly Ringwald
- Robin Wright
How about a leading man?
- Rob Lowe
- John Stamos
- Richard Gere
Which haircut is the ACTUAL WORST?
- Bowl cut. I’d be crying too.
- Mullet. Ugh.
Say you find an unidentified, lizard-like species in your trash can (*cough* Dart *cough*). What would you do?
- I would keep it as a pet, of course!
- I would keep it and do experiments on it. MUHAHA
- I would leave it in the trash can to do its thing. Who knows what it’s capable of?
How do you feel about science?
- In the wise words of Mr. Clarke, “Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.”
- Science is awesome! F*ck yeah SCIENCE!!!
Last one, Team Steve or Team Jonathan?
- Team Steve. Is this even a question??
- Team Jonathan
- Team Billy, actually. I like ’em rough around the edges